Chalo!

In ripe old age…but still!
Congratulations and such. Name the first one Tinnu!

I Win

My mom claimed that she was traveling to Jagannath Puri so that I would get married. I suspect that she was just in mood to travel and this was the usual emotional drama.
I told her it won’t work.
On the appointed day, the train got cancelled!!!! For no rhyme and reason.
I am God. Kill the Hindu [...]

Anyone still around?

Mark your attendance!
Back from an awesome road trip. I briefly toyed with the idea of giving up this blog altogether but considering the average IQ of this blog readers, where else will you go? Regular ranting blogging resumes soon.
On that note, a very happy independence day.
Btw, do read Pondit’s awesome post.

Officially Orkut

Is this blog. With friendship request and all.
As a reader told me today. she reads this blog only for comments–specifically, Jyo’s comments.
Sigh. I arn’t that bad, am I?

Time

I had a Fanta today, It sucked. I am still worried I might fall sick. It sucked that badly.
Somehow, I remember it used to taste great. Six years back.

Just for the Record

You fools.
a) I am not pricey. 
b) I am not a snob.
c) I am not elitist. 
d) I am not touchy. 
I merely have good great taste. Thank you. 

A Short Answer

Bongo asks,
Can we ever think of Bongs as anything other than lazy, pretentiously intellectual, communist?[link]
No.
(I know it’s hitting below the belt but I wasn’t going to give up such a golden opportunity..:) )

Dear People

Why do you come to this blog searching for Sri devi?
For the record, I absolutely  hate that giggly, stupid and juvenile actress. And I don’t like Madhuri Dixit too.
In our magnificent opinion, the only heroines who should be permitted to act are Nandita Das, Konkana Sen Sharma, Sushmita Sen and Preity Zinta.
That’s it. Ban [...]

Will ICL Survive?

Your thoughts?
And yes, I intend to write a post on Tiger conservation with my usual brilliance. But first, some much needed sleep. I am exhausted!

Deep Thought

Dear Gaurav,
Does this explain ?
Thanks

Duh!

Dear TGFI,
Scrabble is not life. Stop gloating. It just makes you look even more stupid though I have to admit that anyone who  enjoyed Jodhaa-Akbar could hardly be termed as anything but insane.
And I was too busy reading newspapers to have actually played it seriously. I mean its just an online game for God’s [...]

Oh Boy!

Jyo’s Comment on my previous post. It deserves its own special post.
 I pity your existence, cause people make you write a post….you are used only for writing posts… when people USE people for many other exotic expeditions, SEX being one of them. you need a complete Makeovercome over to me, in Mumbai, I will give [...]

Thursday Drunken Rumbling..

So we have a few beers on Thursday night and these evil people make me write a post.
 Actually I have nothing to say. I guess the only topic worth talking about when one is drunk is talk about women or womyn as the dictator would say. Now this dude has already lost his heart and the other one has been married for [...]

India

”Whatever you can rightly say about India, the opposite is also true.” Joan Robinson.(via)
Sometimes, literally. At Taj Mahal.

More on the India trip later.

Back

For all those who have been feeling a little lost without our words of wisdom, we are back!  All the problems of this world shall be solved soon. We just need to get over this damned jetlag.
And hey, happy new year to all reader(s) of this blog!