Is Beckham Worth It?

David Beckham is leaving Real Madrid and joining Major League Soccer for a deal reportedly worth as much as $250 million over a period of 5 years. That’s $50 million a year!
But is he worth it? King Kaufman thinks so
He’ll certainly score tons of goals in the MLS, which is practically tailor-made for his [...]

On Popular Demand

..We switch back to our original template.  Considering our readership of about ten, three is pretty popular.
Btw, only Prince and Pollock stand between India and a famous victory. They are the last recognised batsmen South Africa has and if India can get even one of the two, victory will be virtually assured. But I don’t know, [...]

Materazzi Returns and How!

So you thought you could knock down Materazzi with a headbutt. Well, think again. He is now armed with a weapon which ensures that he wont be knocked down again. Ever

Enjoy!
Immense amount of nonsense was generated when Zidane headbutted Materazzi during the world cup final. As it usually happens in such [...]

Revealed:Why Brazil Lost The World Cup

..Because Ronaldinho was too busy making love to his girlfirend!(via)
The Sun quotes his girlfriend..
..coach had banned WAGS from the team’s hotel but we couldn’t bear to be apart. So, nearly every night he would come to my hotel room and we would make love all night. Sometimes we didn’t even make it into the room, [...]

Zidane, Headbutt and Such

As expected, the infamous Zidane head-butting incident has overshadowed the Italian victory at the world cup. Tells me, there is still some justice left in the world. heh! So why did Zidane do it?
BBC  reports
He told me Materazzi said something very serious to him but he wouldn’t tell me what,” agent Alain Migliaccio told BBC [...]

World Cup-Final Thoughts

Curtains have been drawn on the greatest show on Earth and Italy has been crowned the world cup champions. I can’t claim I am disappointed because though I was rooting for France mainly due to Zidane, it is the result I expected. However, from second half onwards, France were clearly the better team, they created [...]

I support Portugal…

I have switched sides. I want Portugal to win their World Cup semifinal against France. This change of heart has been brought about by the realization that I have some magical powers which can influence the fate of the teams I support.
See, what  is common between Brazil, Argentina and Germany? That they have lost at [...]

The Joy of Discovery

Stand back Ann Coulter, George Bush, Pat Buchanan…(insert your favorite idiot here) couretsy Patrix, I have discovered the biggest idiot this side of the Atlantic.
 Ladies(yes,both of you) and gentlemen, I present Marc Fischer who is proud to be known as America's most prominent Soccer Football hater….in an interview with a German media, Fischer explains why [...]