Why Women are Dumb

Hey Eshwar,

Obama (with toned arms and a strong back) puts on his headphones for his iPod to listen to pop music. He hums quietly. Then he jumps on a fitness bike. He pushes three times on the pedals — but then can’t be bothered with it.

“He picks up a pair of 16 kilo weights and starts curling them with his left and right arms, 30 repetitions on each side. Then, amazingly, he picks up the 32 kilo weights! Very slowly he lifts them, first 10 curls with his right, then 10 with his left.

Quickly I ask: “Mr. Obama, could I take a photo?”. “Of course!” he answers, before asking my name and coming over to stand next to me. “My name’s Judith” I reply. “I’m Barack Obama, nice to meet you!” he says, and puts his arm across my shoulder. I put my arm around his hip — wow, he didn’t even sweat! WHAT A MAN!

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7 Responses

  1. To be honest with you, R, while nursing my wounded foot, I was kinda stuck with the charismatic charm oozing out of Obama, as he “Ramp-modeled across”..he is bloody fit a man, I truly fell for his walk!
    his swagger and his rhymic smooth cadence style, uff, that’s the real!

    (u foolish men, with ur faculties off, can never understand this…I would say SCRAM, u need to be a woman to feel this!)

    “Americana dreams blended with Ageing Population of Sophisticated Europeanism”, Viola, that’s indeed, lethal! (Billions of Blue Blisterin Barnacles…hohoho)
    I like the idea though!

    * n dnot be so jealous kid… learn something from that man in his late 40s, how to sway the feminine breeze towards him

    *n can we have one strong post from u on Bangalore Blasts ? I requested some other firm-handed intelligent blogger too!

  2. LOL! I almost expected an Onion link at the end of that post. As much as I admire that man, this was a bit too much :)

  3. Dude,

    Shekar Gupta could write a piece for Baba Rahul dripping with saccharine with only one hand, other hand would of course be busy.

  4. Thanks Gaurav!

  5. Oh cmon.. you cant say that just because the woman was in awe of him… may be his physical presence is really awe-worthy! :P

  6. Strong back? Is the lady talking about his butt? Whatever, this guy is going to take entire America for a ride. And rim them. Americans better keep their backs strong.

  7. Did you see the bit about how Obama cured cancer?

    I think its in the Onion- but hey we are getting there in real life

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