Thursday Drunken Rumbling..

So we have a few beers on Thursday night and these evil people make me write a post.

 Actually I have nothing to say. I guess the only topic worth talking about when one is drunk is talk about women or womyn as the dictator would say. Now this dude has already lost his heart and the other one has been married for like 20 years (he is 30 ) so I would concede that they probably know more about women than I do but since when has lack of knowledge stopped me from spewing nonsense.

So a few days ago I had linked a post on DP from some moron (whom I no longer remember) who thinks women who cant cook should be rejected right away. I give five reasons why that is so and I absolutely agree with him. 

a)  If she is not cooking then how the hell is she going to be busy? That means time would be demanded from me! Now, can I spare time from blogging and indulging Jyo to actually talk to some idiot who cant even feed me?

b) If I have to order the food from outside, then what the hell is her purpose in life? I might outsource other activities too. No?

c ) All the bleedy sex is going to make me hungry at some point of time. You don’t feed me properly, don’t make my tummy happy then you can go to hell. And stay there. For good. And no sex for you. 

d)  I don’t like cooking. I think it’s the hardest task in the world. Some people claim that I would rather travel thousands of miles than cook. I say to these morons: That’s still a wise choice. Now, that’s not fair but who the hell said life is fair or for that matter I am fair? And what the hell is so nice about being fair anyways?  

e) I can’t think of a fifth point. I am out of bloody beer. I lost my inspiration.  This when I miss women. I could have bloddy well sent her out to buy me some. Sigh!Anyway, suggest a few more in the comment section.  And I will buy you a Beer. 

And yes, while I am at it, based on some recent experiences, I would humbly request a few people not to take blogging so seriously. I can’t believe how seriously people take blogs. Now if you are as smart as this dude is, then it is understandable but imagine this dude or for that matter this moron taking their blogs seriously! One might as well take Chacha Chaudhary seriously!