Exercising our authority as the Lord of the Blogosphere, we have decided to dismiss macaca from his position as the dictator for willfully violating our orders and resisting our authority. As we have previously decreed, blogging is permitted only at our pleasure (and for our pleasure!) and any deviation from the principle is severely and immediately punished. Macaca will now be exiled to blogosphere’s hinterland where he shall spend the rest of his days in blogging anonymity. Oh wait, who the fug knows him anyway? 
Instead, we have decided to appoint this loyal minion as the blogosphere’s new dictator. Of course, she would have to swear her undying allegiance to us within the next 48 hours and pledge to carry out all our orders. We brook no dissent. The pondit is being appointed as her chief counsel–that is when he is not drunk, sleeping or holidaying.
Further appointments will be made soon.
p.s The overlord is currently on a holiday so we have assumed his consent. This isn’t a democracy, you know!
Update: We approve.
Filed under: Personal Stuff
Certain things we cannot accomplish… We cannot surrender our intelligence. We cannot surrender our morality. We cannot surrender our head. A Silent Protest in the neighbourhood. We draw the inspiration from the silence that can never be suppressed.
We bow our head before Thee in Thy holy super-swanky blogpalatial mansion in reverent supplication and admiration. We come with love for Thee and declare that succulent supplication and admiration can never be demonstrated and constructed to others.
The seeds of Thy work may have been planted a few centuries ago, when, amidst the thunders of war, when a great soul exemplified the teachings of the rendezvous-friendly murmurings and shared them his newly found treasure with a few of those he met. We respect the seeds.We hug the trees. But we bow our head to the hand that broadcasted the seeds.
the need of the hour is not sex. But hatred
[...] Hard work pays off eventually. Our single minded devotion and utter faith in his rule is now noticed. His excellency, Lord of the Blogosphere, our great magnanimous leader has appointed us in the new role of the Dictator of the Blogosphere (DoB). [...]
Confused,
Beware !!!
The Chhehnali is dangerous… You cannot fire dictators. They fire you (and fire AT you)…
R
I have no respect for someone in the robes of
“lex de dictatore creando”
Kiss that Dyke …I know you want to hold one
Not on strike …But I’m about to bowl one
Bite that mic …I know you never stole one
Girls that like …A story so I told one
tell me what would a dictator say when someone probes him “how old is ur inamorata?”
Dear confused,
Your attempt in usurping my authority might have stood a better chance if only.
1. You had the good sense not to plagiarize my icon. I mean you do lift all the brilliant ideas from me all the time, but this, sire, is a new low.
2. After copying, you had at least the the aesthetic sense not to use deep blue for font on a light blue background. I mean how more daft can you get. On related note fire whoever did this editing for you (You doing the editing yourself, I mean come on !)
In view of the above, your laughable scheme to challenge my suzerainty stands exposed for what it is, a hatchet job at behest of his eminence, who plays Batman to your purple spandex wearing Robin.
Next time try some gravitas, until then puny liberals like you will continue to get crushed under my Hindutva Fascists boots.
Dictatorship is not bestowed upon.
……….We brook no dissent………….{chuckle}
reminds me of “This trial is a travesty. It’s a travesty of a mockery of a sham of a mockery of a travesty of two mockeries of a sham…”
Dictators carry this “powerful allure” around them, unfortunately, it’s a thin mist around here.I cant see a glint of that critical component.
Dictators, undoubtedly, are the sexiest men.People, women and men, willingly, glazed eyed, ecstatic, flung themselves at this tribe, they hurtle towards them…streets pregnant with masses enjoy this overwhelming spurts of orgasm, when Dictator’s cavalcade rushes about. I am not getting a hint of this either.
a dictator does not command. a dictator does not indulge in diverting traffic either.if one finds him doing these, then he must be either a deranged or a scary dictator.
@Confused:
You assumed my consent?
Not that I am in the habit of declining proposals from coalition partners, but still!
Anyway, I approve. But your minion doesn’t seem to show much by way of dictatorial tendencies.
We may have to set up a coup soon.
[...] – by strict ordnance from the DoB (source) (and by luck, of catching me at the right drunk moment), we are hereby lending our whole hearted [...]
[...] Appointments made by the disposed Lord will continue as usual. [...]
[...] mixing up the chat windows and such like) a coup has been attempted against our Lordship by the newly appointed dictator. As we have said many times before, democracy is for you; we revel in our Lordship, and any [...]
[...] Btw- We got new Counsil. Who is very helpful. PC. And a true bhakt of the Lord. He will remind us of the greatness of the ruler. And now may be, just may be, the Overlord will not dismiss us as he did when we got this position. [...]
[...] we take the strongest possible exception to this post, by the man who calls himself the ‘Lord‘. It is not so much the contents of the post or the spelling error in the title (Rambling not [...]
You suck…