Bipasha Basu Makes Out With Ronaldo!

Lucky bastard. Well, at least it’s not Nandita Das. I never really liked Bipasha too much. She lacks the smoldering sexuality of Nandita Das. Though, and it must be said, she is much better than Mallika Sherawat.
This will, of course, get immensely amusing. Forget the upholders of Indian culture, the crucial question is: what will John Abraham do? Will he walk out on her, kiss and make up or throw a public tantrum?

Hmmm, maybe Mahesh Bhatt should make a movie on it.

Update: Macaca, much experienced kisser, writes in,

It looks more like he is saying something to her. think one wont be kissing in that posture. I mean if you someone is kissing on the nape of the neck it is bit awkward to put hands on shoulder. Further it looks like he is tilting his whole body sideways whereas i think if someone was kissing he would “lean” his body forward and then tilt his head.

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  1. Well, do not swear: although I joy in thee,
    I have no joy of this contract to-night:
    It is too rash, too unadvised, too sudden;
    Too like the lightning, which doth cease to be
    Ere one can say ‘It lightens.’ Sweet, good night!
    This bud of love, by summer’s ripening breath,
    May prove a beauteous flower when next we meet……

    These violent delights have violent ends
    And in their triumph die, like fire and powder,
    Which as they kiss consume: the sweetest honey
    Is loathsome in his own deliciousness
    And in the taste confounds the appetite:….

    Ah
    Kissa kiss ka…Too swift arrives as tardy as too slow :-P

  2. @Confused – “clearly, you have been too busy to keep Ronaldo happy.
    Actually, I was making sure he gets enough practice :P

    @ Cinamon – I agree. this is prime time – Confused tells all. Where is the Marathi manus?

    @Gaurav – Which one are you refering yourself as?

  3. gaurav, you read too much between the lines. Now that you assumed that i was referring to you as one of JA’s characters .. who did you have in mind ..lizzy or darcy.

    Becasue… i was just comparing my state of confusion to that of Georgiana’s confusion about why certain relationship’s have authority and others don’t.

    Sakshi: Its gonna be a lot of money….

  4. Cinamon dahlin

    IS it Jane Austen’s or Pride and Prejudice’s…..let’s be specific about classics!

    Good Night!

  5. Jyo, i am given to understand that Jane Austen wrote P&P. I could be wrong.

  6. “The lady doth protest too much, methinks”.

    I dimly remember the night (when I single handedly thwarted crazy Rajni bhakts from ransacking this blog), there was some talk about spanking some lady, is that offer still open ??

    I find Jane Austen boring, to quote Mark Twain, “Just the omission of Jane Austen’s books alone would make a fairly good library out of a library that hadn’t a book in it”.

  7. @Gaurav – All that talk about spanking and references to Dorain, are you trying to tell us something?

  8. @ Dorian Gray reference

    ….My friend, I seem to grow more and more bewildered. Your observations are wholly incomprehensible to me. Cannot you simplify them in some way? At first I thought perhaps I understood you, but I grope now. Would it
    not expedite matters if you restricted yourself to categorical statements of fact unencumbered with obstructing accumulations of metaphor and allegory….

    Verbally “Roughing It” :)
    @Cinamon :well your absolutely deeply felt Impact scores Bull’s-Eye…yet soooo near but feel soooooooooo far for those wiltin fingers. you did not get my point.oh, do not stress.I do not want to stretch either.on some stupid coal chamber termed Bips’s body, draggin a few pearls from legends is a CRIME that leads one to measure the bed w.r.t diagonal supports adapted to gravitationally friendly engaged affairs

    thank you R for the space!

  9. Confused,

    You can take Shriya.

  10. Mmmmmm, guys I woud agree with you, Bips is fit and has the looks and now the body
    Ronaldo is luck but hey Im a guy and even I would do the protuguese Ronaldo, apparently he is well, not that small in the trouser dept!!!

    Bips rocks, diva!!!

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