Why Patriarchy Rocks

I sincerely believe that the Nehru-Gandhi family has brought ruination to this country. Their Fabian socialism, dictatorial tendencies, and overwhelming love for their family has played a significant role in keeping India a third world country. Now after Nehru, Indira and Rajiv, we are blessed with the renouncer-in-chief, the supreme commander of the Indian National Congress and the super Prime Minister.

Mrs Gandhi’s current obsession is to ensure that the kingdom passes on to her children. And it is here the great Indian tradition of favoring the son comes to the fore. By all accounts, Priyanka Gandhi is smarter, more intelligent and ambitious of the two. But the son must be favored even when he is thoroughly incompetent, and hence Rahul Gandhi is being promoted to take over India and has even been anointed as her future by the family’s chief yes-man.

Rahul Gandhi is India’s biggest hope. I believe that this imbecile will completely ruin Congress and rescue India from the continuing embrace of the Nehru-Gandhis.

So two cheers for patriarchy!

47 Responses

  1. >> Indians as a race are idiot, ignorant and indifferent.

    Well, maybe.. what would be the reason for this ? Idiocy and ignorance are not genetic.. Just what is it.. One major factor, if attacked, can solve many such problems..

  2. Cinamon

    I can understand you are in denial, but God (and myself) willing you will come to accept the truth.
    My logic is irrefutable.

  3. Gaurav, thanks so much kind sir! i know you are the only god.. our savior.

    But i am an atheist. Better luck next time.

  4. R. please delete 23.

    Ed-done.

  5. Cinamon,

    Incohrence and inability to comprehend are the usual symptoms, but it is all right, you will be fit in no time……

  6. >> Indians as a race are idiot, ignorant and indifferent.

    > Well, maybe.. what would be the reason for this ? Idiocy and ignorance are not genetic.. Just what is it.. One major factor, if attacked, can solve many such problems..

    ==========

    Gaurav,

    Just for my info.. and not to flamebait..

    What, do you think, is the reason why Indians are idiot ignorant and indifferent. Just what is the reason we are like that, according to you..

  7. Shadows,

    Frankly speaking I dont understand myself, except that in all probabibility law of entropy has dissipated all that was creative in soul of Indian.

    It is absolutely unimaginable that “our” ancestors could have written something as profound as Vedas or Bhagvad Gita (which according to our host Confused is mostly crap* ;-) )

    *This is flamebait

  8. Gaurav says “Indians as a race are idiot, ignorant and indifferent.” Shadows wants clarification just for his own ‘information’.

    Hypothetical situation – Arundhati Roy says “Indians as a race are idiotic, ignorant and indifferent”. How would shadows respond?

    Bonus question – how would Gaurav respond?

  9. Hint – Think along the lines of ‘western influenced liberal conformism that takes recourse in self-bashing as a means of appeasing colonial legacy’ etc.

    Super bonus question – Define race. Define Indian as a race.

  10. Dude,

    Bonus info: In the first one you forgot to add your URL.

    Super bonus info: In the second one you had it wrong.

  11. I will send her to your facebook account. That should fix her up.

    Race as in, “Marathan ki race mein Dara Singh bhi dauda tha, ek haath mein tel ki sheeshi ek haath mein ……….. err pakoda tha ??” ;-)

  12. Barb: ROFL

  13. “Argumentative Indian” is read time & again, “Argumentative Indian” is given a pat time & again…….and then”Argumentative Indian” is forgotten in a fraction of second

    we belong to a tribe who just argues, argues n argues with no end and “chickens” out or down when the point of action taps at the door or kisses it on the forehead….we have no bone left to react to ther situation…there’s no action in the bed as well as on the streets…
    would it be less a wonder if one G-string family is exploiting the massive belly of the country for generations n pushing a shy, reluctant n tongue-tied 36yr old boy to the crown (like those bastards who love a woman n then cringe n cower behind momma’s pallu mumbling for dowry from another woman)
    n the fuckn masses misinterpret this whole affair as the boy does not want riches n power, he is not a megalomaniac** like other khadi-clad, limpin politicians n let him ride a wave of empathy…….while brainy n grey cells continue arguing n discussing, thus missing the bus to exercise the franchise…..

    well this is India spread in front of a “power-hungry” family! Exploit is the mantra!

  14. >> probabibility law of entropy has dissipated all that was creative in soul of Indian.

    Gaurav,

    One fine day, everything will come to naught as entropy keeps increasing.. Entropy will be the highest when earth reaches equilibrium… ie, all creation is destroyed..

    BTW, when you are dead, the human body is at equilibrium.. the entropy is at the lowest. (Here , I take entropy to be a measure of disorder in a thermodynamical system)..

    >>> How would shadows respond?
    Bonus question – how would Gaurav respond?
    ==========
    Gaurav, that definitely is a flamebait :-) ..

    Oye Priya, you sure have a lot of time on your hands, dont ya? Go ask Nilu, he sure will help you. With kindness ;-)

    Thats because, your idol Arundhati roy states such facts out of ignorance , while Gaurav says this out of frustation with the nation..

    Priya, Bonus info – First think how would you respond, before asking hypothetical questions.. .
    Super Bonus info – Your url in the second one is wrong in three places, not one. Learn copy-paste.

    Jyo,

    Your comment on “argumentative Indian” reminds me of this RitwikPriya.. See that in action when he types in comments which would be three pages when printed on standard A4 paper…

  15. Arguementation without contemplation is like fornicating the buckets. Not that I know about fornicationg buckets but I can imagine.

    Think it through. Think deeply. Think logically.

  16. >>> One fine day, everything will come to naught as entropy keeps increasing.. Entropy will be the highest when earth reaches equilibrium… ie, all creation is destroyed..

    I think I said it the other way round,… Entropy will be the lowest..

    Entropy as such does not have much significance, as measurement of Change in Entropy – ie dQ/dT

  17. Ahem, define the wavelength of ‘western influenced liberal conformism that takes recourse in self-bashing as a means of appeasing colonial legacy’ and illustrate it with or garnish with examples drawn from your life…would certainly be a master topic for one of thse essays I need to prepare for my INSEAD tes……thank you R. i got a GEM out of the ground that slitherrrrrrs past

    The Super bonus question –

    Define race ? – clusters of feet chasing pairs of butts which are progressing towards a frail ribbon that has to be broken with a whirlwindish brush of breasts.

    Define Indian as a race : Indian as a race- a pair of feet collapses wholly drained of energy somewhere in the middle of that mindfuckn chase after a prolonged gasp at the pairs of butts flying past
    :)

  18. Everyone,

    Apologies for not knowing how to copy-paste, or to type correctly, for that matter. Have learnt and perfected that essential life skill now. Everyone may please proceed to my webpage for witnessing prose at its finest.

    Jyo,

    Lol. And I really can’t define that you know, the dictator understands those terms significantly better than I do. There’s a bit of history here, maybe the dictator will elaborate.

    Shadows,

    ” Thats because, your idol Arundhati roy states such facts out of ignorance , while Gaurav says this out of frustation with the nation.. ”

    I did not know that facts could be stated out of ignorance. Or that an opinion expressed out of ‘frustration with the nation’ should have more weight than a statement of facts. Or that Arundhati Roy is my idol. Thanks. Special bonus question for you – differentiate between facts, inferences, and judgements.

    Ohh and btw, if you really feel pretentious enough to talk physics, atleast use the correct notation. Entropy is denoted by S, heat is denoted by Q. dS = dQ/T in one specific condition (a particular kind of process, think deeply). Its T, not dT (and I hope you realise that the T here is not time). I can understand your inability to read, but to mess physics up is a bloody crime.

    Btw, my initial response to any such hypothetical questions is contained in the bonus questions. Think deeply.

    Gaurav,

    And argumentation with contemplation is ?

    Anyway, had my share of fun. Will be back soon. World Peace.

  19. People are fighting over my words, interpreting, dissecting, contextualizing. It is almost like I am a prophet. I like.

    Ritwik,

    Argumentation with contemplation is satisfactory just like bowel movements of a constipated soul.

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