The Problem With Australian Cricket…

..is that they merely know how to win. Where is the drama?

 Other coaches must hate Buchanan and his blood pressure-medication-free breakfasts. You can hear them saying: “What does he know of pressure. Try getting Inzi to touch his toes, or Lara to forget the mirror and listen, or an Indian to field in front of a hoarding which is advertising something he doesn’t endorse.” Buchanan is clearly not a good coach as much as he is a spoilt one. If he tells Matty Hayden to run two rounds, the opener does 10, the show-off. Coaching Australia, say his rivals, is a bit like playing the cymbals in the New York philharmonic.

I think its time India asserted its right as the owner of the game. Next time, any two-pence team like Bangladesh throws us out of the world cup, we should simply offer a few cleverly selected teams money and organize our little world cup. Its not that we have not done this before, Jagmohan Dalmiya has been a past master at buying the votes of the associate members.

The Aussies can have their cup. We own the world!

(link via Bongop’o'ndit)

5 Responses

  1. Well.. hmm.. dont mind but isnt it too angry a post.. The aussie team is good.

    Well, Dalmiya did well when the team was in controversy (like Mike Denness the racist match referee who slapped excessive fines on players for over-appealing, while allowing the likes of Shaun Pollock to shout the umpire into submission) or other suchlike cricket related issues..
    This Pawar knows zilch about cricket. And I hope the next time, he is kicked on the butt rather than pushed from the stage.

    Hey, fikkar not, there will be a Champions Trophy sometime later, isnt it? Or not? I dont know.

  2. Shadows,

    Did you read the link? I suggest you read it. Of course, the Aussies are good. The writer Rohit Brijnath was making fun of the Indian cricket and so was I!

  3. ***selected teams money and organize our little world cup….***
    how about gully cricket championship. say, streets A+B+C Vs streets z+y+x, n other combo deals…in a city, say, Mumbai. the best of three teams will be taken for a luncheon at Tendulkar’s, 0091 – 22 – 22829934/35…
    if this venture is successful, we will move onto Pune, again the best of three teams will be taken for a dinner at Zaheer Khan’s ZK’s, …then we will progress to Hyderabad, there Mr Mumblin Azhar take the best three gully teams to ITC Hotel Kakatiya Sheraton & Towers n a free workout session for a week at his gym, wth Ms Bijalani as the instructor….later on we trudge onto the lands of Punjabi lads…..

  4. It is a touch depressing. Nothing is going to change… Rohit Brijnath will be writing the same article in four years as well. :(

  5. Ive actually started looking at cricket WC events as a contest for the 2nd place. Advance congrats to Srilanka on winning it this time :-)

    There should be a playoff for 3rd place between the losing semifinalists. Then these teams can be talked of as the top teams in the ” world minus australia”. It is possible if this keeps up that the 3rd place match will be generate more interest than the finals.

    regards,
    Jai

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