Inviting Nominations For…

Recently, an interesting debate broke out regarding Kiruba’s status as India’s number one blogger. A dude called Chenthil wrote a post giving some ”logical” reasons why he is not, Kiruba defended himself on his blog and Patrix, wrote a logical post, kind of which he is famous for, summing up everything nicely.

Frankly, I have no opinion to offer on this debate:believe it or not! I have not read Chenthil before, though his post seemed somewhat malicious to me. I guess he did not like the drink Kiruba offered him on his last visit to his place. Whatever. I have read Kiruba only via DP and even those I have just skimmed through. The most interesting thing I noticed on his blog is that he had his phone numbers all over the place. Hmmm, probably for any reader who urgently requires Kiruba’s help in the dead of the night. Though I must say this. I found Kiruba’s reply David Dhawanish: True when he says that he has every right to write crap since this is his space and it sells, but then others have the right to criticize him. Anyway, let the big fellas sort it out who is the top/best blogger and let us confine ourselves to the more interesting question.

Who is India’s worst blogger?

Ok, ok I got it. And no, there is no need to send any further rotten tomatoes and eggs this way, though unrotten stuff will be appreciated. What can i say? I am overwhelmed by this errr overwhelming response. I can only thank my boring English teachers, the ugly girls who attended the class(and the sexy ones who did not) and my love for Football for the grotesque state of my English.

But the point is we want a fair competition. I mean, with me around, who else stands a chance? So I have withdrawn myself from this game, such humility I know! Its a big sacrifice and I love coming first but then …anything for you guys!

So, nominate a blogger/blogpost which you think is the worst you have ever read. Tell us in few lines why do you think so. You can leave it as a comment or send me an email. Self-nominations are allowed but only if you can point towards a particular blogpost. Ok, here is a concession, if you absolutely cannot think of anyone other than me, point out the post. Now atleast, you can’t claim you are not spoilt for choices!

We also demand that this post be picked up by DP, afterall what we lack in quality we can surely make up in numbers.

So, depending upon the response we shall decide how long the nominations will be accepted. Though I have a fleeting feeling that I might not get even a single response.

And what about the prize? Well, if the winner is a male blogger, he wins a permanent place on my blogroll. What? You have a problem? What else do you expect for writing badly! And if its a female blogger, she wins a dinner date with me. Now, that is some punishment. heh.

p.s On a serious note, this is not a forum for taking out personal grudges. If you have a problem with a blogger because he ran away with your gf/bf(or for that matter if he did not) sort it out elsewhere.