Revealed:Why Brazil Lost The World Cup

..Because Ronaldinho was too busy making love to his girlfirend!(via)

The Sun quotes his girlfriend..

..coach had banned WAGS from the team’s hotel but we couldn’t bear to be apart. So, nearly every night he would come to my hotel room and we would make love all night. Sometimes we didn’t even make it into the room, we would make love there and then in the corridor.

Now, now. I have never been a great fan of coaches banning players from having sex during important tournaments. Makes no real sense to me. But I would say whole night before an important game might be a little too much. But this does neatly ties with this.

He is as much a performer in the bedroom as he is on the football pitch,”

By the look of it, the dude did all the performing in the bedroom, he was pretty much invisible on the field. So, can we perform well only in one field at a time? Don’t know, perhaps some dude will do some research on this, if there is something, do let me know.

errr…last week the Boss said that I am doing a great job, at work I mean.

heh!

8 Responses to “Revealed:Why Brazil Lost The World Cup”

  1. No wonder (as I said in my response to one of your earlier posts),

    like many, I was able to distinguish him ‘CLUELESS IN THE FIELD’ from the others.
    He always seemed engrossed in some sort of ‘ineffectual struggle’ to come out of those unbelievable n unparalleled performance off the field!

    Jyo

  2. LOL!

  3. Jyo,

    Give him credit. After a whole nite of sex, if this dude was able to stand on his two feet, thats something remarkable.

    Pratyush,

    lol

  4. umm R

    I missed out that interesting point. Ah O Woman!
    The sweat produced cleanses the pores and makes one’s skin glow, and lovemaking can burn up those calories one piled on during that romantic interplay and Sex is kinda an exercise (read somewhere) and it releases the whole battalion of Endorphins..the ‘feel happy’ molecules..now considering these facts, dnot you think the best footballer of this year would have made an immense effort to drag his feet to the ground to fight for his country….I paused at his glowing skin!

    Bosses - Mercurial things. They mean different things at different points of time…ask me, how am surviving with one weird..yeah ‘Head-butt’is due!

    Jyo

  5. LOL!! i did read this in the papers….they said the same thing for Ronaldos poor performance in the 98 WC final…oh, sorry - actually they said ronaldos girlfriend beat him up the night before….LOLS!

  6. This surely is funny..I too have heard of these rules tht coaches set…If you have seen the movie “Wimbeldon” you may know a bit…Funny….Really funny…yes u doing a great job at work per se…Maybe its also an indication tht u can do a great job elsewhere too….Get married ASAP or find a gurl ASAp!

  7. Jyo,

    Ah! maybe the dude was too happy to actually play, or maybe all he was dreaming was of the next night of love making.

    Head butt? Why not a more effective kick? :)

    Szerelem,

    Considering that Ronaldo actually divorced with his wife, might actually be true. :)

    Scriz,

    Thanks for the encouraging words.

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