The Magic of Technology

And certainly, practices like “numbering” — where a group of young men in a car chase another car they believe to contain young women, and try to give the women their phone number via Bluetooth, or by holding a written number up to the window — have become a very visible part of Saudi urban life.

Flirting by Phone

A woman can’t switch her phone’s Bluetooth feature on in a public place without receiving a barrage of the love poems and photos of flowers and small children which many Saudi men keep stored on their phones for purposes of flirtation. And last year, Al Arabiya television reported that some young Saudis have started buying special “electronic belts,” which use Bluetooth technology to discreetly beam the wearer’s cellphone number and e-mail address at passing members of the opposite sex.[link]

From an article in the New York Times on how young Saudi men continue to be–well–men despite the puritanical society. And while the women interviewed in the article claim that women almost never reply, I find that hard to believe. 

Why Women are Dumb

Sunil Mukhi heard this ad on a FM channel,

Daughter: Mummy, can we buy [some electronics item].
Mother: No dear, that complicated stuff is not for us women.
Patronising man: In XXX Electronics Superstore, we make it easy for women to shop, by offering highly simplified explanations of our electronic goods!

[link]

LOL.

(I know it is sexist and all but for some reason I can’t stop laughing. I want to hear this ad!)

P.s On a more serious note, why would you want to offend potential customers?

On Clinton and Obama

Update: Bob Herbert quite rightly criticizes Clintons for using the the Race card against Obama. Though, as I have argued before, Herbert himself isn’t above playing the same card if it benefits his candidate.
Writes Ellen R Malcom in the Washington Post,

Hillary Clinton certainly has the right to compete till the end. But I believe Hillary also has a responsibility to play the game to its conclusion. For the women of my generation who learned to find and channel their competitiveness, for the working women who never falter in the face of pressure, for the younger women who still believe women can do anything, Hillary is a champion. She’s shown us over and over that winners never quit and that quitters never win. We’ll cheer her on until the game is over. And we hope that when the final whistle blows, we will have elected the first female president and the best president our country has ever had.[link]

I don’t disagree that Clinton has the right to continue. In fact, I have been pissed off with people demanding that she quit even before the Indiana and North Carolina primaries. But after her disappointing showing in the latest primaries, the game is up for her.

And Washington Post has another interesting story on how the Black Community is being protective of Obama’s presidential bid.

Now Now Paaji

You would never think this man had anything to do with the Indian Cricket League. Right?

Cheerleaders? Movie stars? Hell no! 

You Get What You Pay For

Writes Ronojoy Sen in The Times of India,

Do we sniff a hint of elitism here? Most certainly. Actually, Kesavan makes no bones about it when he talks about the Indian fan’s appetite for “coarse cricket”. The inference is that while there are only a few who can appreciate the finer points of the game, such subtleties are lost on the vast number of cricket fans who tune in to Twenty20. This in many ways echoes the debate on Bollywood a couple of decades ago. When we were growing up in middle-class Calcutta in the 70s and 80s, we were forbidden to watch Bollywood films. Satyajit Ray and  Hollywood classics were recommended while Bollywood was dismissed as vulgar. Over the years, however, many of us came to realise that Ray had his own special place; so did films like Sholay and Satya. 

Why rage against Twenty20 and the IPL as a corruption of the real thing and even fervently hope for its demise, as Rees-Mogg and Kesavan do? Far better to accept that Twenty20 is a different beast from Test cricket and much more suited to the needs of modern life. But this still begs the question whether unmitigated rubbish is being dished out in the IPL. There are many who would disagree with purists on the quality of cricket being played. [link]

I am all for elitism ( :) ) but I have to agree with Sen here.  Not only because there is no upper limit for elitism–I enjoy one day cricket; someone like Kesvan might think only test cricket is real cricket. But simply because as a mass sport, cricket cannot afford to be elitist. Why should the views of hoi polli elites–fewer in numbers–hold more importance than the millions of cricket fans who may not care much for the finer intricacies of the game but simply see IPL as a post-dinner substitution for kyonki saas bhi kabhi bahu thi? Why should their views considered less credible than that of the elites?

Many former greats like Sunil Gavaskar have expressed the view that test cricket must survive and it is the duty of administrators to make sure that they remember the longer version of the game amidst all the hoopla over instant cricket. Here again a question must be asked: Why should the survival of test cricket be a matter of life and death? if there are enough people who want to watch tests, it will continue to prosper. It cannot be run as an obligation. 

As I have said before, T20 doesn’t do it for me; I am more or less on the side of traditionalists. Neither have I felt any sense of club loyalty (Delhi has a team) except wishing Kolkota Knight Riders lose every match. (1) But unless ‘we’ are ready to sustain test cricket from our own checkbooks, we should shut up and let people watch what they want to. And what they are willing to pay for. 

1. Mainly to ensure Shah Rukh Khan shuts up. Imagine what will happen if Knight Riders win! All of King Khan’s buddies, Karan johar, Adiitya Chopra et al might be fielding teams next year. 

 

 

I Swear…

..This is the worst op-ed I have ever read in the Indian Express. Or at least close enough.

And if one Shobha De wasn’t enough, now we have her clones too.

Why Indian Media Sucks

Read this article on Hindustan Times. Is there any doubt that Sikander Kher himself penned it or at least someone he knew collaborated with the journalist who wrote it. (The article doesn’t carry a byline.) I mean with lines like this,

And that was the reason why he decided to be an assistant director first to help him learn that aspect of acting that went beyond the surface.

or..

Sources from the production unit of the film inform that the introductory scene of the actor in the film has been shot for a whopping budget of Rs. 1.5 crores. This surely makes the film a must-watch for all!

And yeah, there is no disclaimer that it is a paid advertisement or a sponsored post.

”Because I wasn’t Guilty”

Is T20 Different?

The Overlord has demanded better statistics from IPL arguing essentially that T20 is a completely different form of the game. Ashok Malik has made the same argument in a slightly different context,

In the vintage years of Test cricket, boundaries were occasional. One-day cricket (F50 if you prefer) made fours and sixes common. T20 threatens to make them commonplace. If a six is hit every other over it is going to cease to be exciting. T20/IPL will need to devise new benchmarks. Perhaps vertical targets will be set: “Hit the red line near the clubhouse balcony and score eight; hit that black line on the floodlight tower and score a 12.”

Agreed, both those sound ridiculous, but so much about T20 is out of the ordinary and the conventional that it will soon have separate rules and scoring patterns being institutionalised for it. You can’t play it as if it were a compressed version of an ODI or a Test; it’s not. You don’t write text messages in accordance with Wren and Martin rules of grammar, do you?

What these fine gentlemen (Overlord undoubtedly is the finer one) are arguing is that T20 isn’t just an artificially shortened form of test cricket. For T20 to thrive, it would require innovative thinking including new metrics to assess performance. But the crucial question is this:Does T20 demand players of entirely different skill sets? It may still be cricket but is it simply impossible for a test player to automatically transfer his skills to this format? Is that an explanation for the relative failure of batsmen like Rahul Drabid, Kaliis, Laxman and Ganguly?

This question is interesting because Rahul Dravid has been accused of packing his team with test players. And that is apparently why his Bangalore team is languishing at the bottom of the points table. Siddartha Vaidyanathan, discussing Bangalore’s troubles has this interesting little story,

After the first round of auction in Mumbai, a few friends congratulated me on my Test team,” Vijay Mallya, the franchise owner, said before the IPL. ” I mentioned this to our captain Dravid and he laughed it off and told me that Test cricket is the ultimate test for any cricketer and if a player can do well in that format, then he can do well in all other formats, be it one-day matches or Twenty20.

Vaidyanathan opines that ”this theory has been torn apart.” While it would be easy enough to point out that some other teams packed with powerhitters, Hyderabad for example, are not doing too well either, it is clear that teams with bit-and-pieces players have performed well in IPL. Rajasthan led by an inspirational captain would be a classic example. Even Mumbai’s floundering campaign has been rescued by a set of rookies.

But Dravid is not entirely wrong. Test cricket is the ultimate format of the game (at least for an old-fashioned fan like me) and you would expect cricketers who have survived the rigors of test cricket to do well in T20 too. What, in my opinion, Dravid underestimated is how much the administrators have changed the rules of the game to favor the batsmen: apart from the ridiculous limit of four overs per bowler, the boundaries have been shortened to ICC minimum limits–mishits have regularly resulted in sixes. What this has done is to level the playing field (no pun intended) between a classically accomplished batsman like Dravid and a new upstart who may not be blessed with Dravid’s technical virtuosity but knows how to hit the ball hard and is unafraid to take risks. Or the pitches which have largely been featherbeds. To give an example, If you take an extremely hard exam like JEE, and reduce it to a sufficiently low standards, the difference between someone who has worked really hard and someone who is giving it just for the heck of it will narrow.(1) The former may yet beat the latter but in the case of T20, the format is simply too short for these finer distinctions to be made.

To be fair, cricket administrators have been trying to make the game more batsmen friendly for the last two decades. The limited number of bouncers, shortened boundaries, designer pitches have all helped make the quality gap between a Dravid and a Yusuf Pathan irrelevant. A genius like Tendulkar may be immune to such changes but for less naturally gifted players like Dravid, it makes their job much harder. T20 has simply taken this to the next level.

Unfortunately, T20 is all about fours and sixes–at least, from the spectators point of view which is all that really matters. From that perspective, Dravid certainly made a few errors while selecting his team.

p.s Not that I particularly care about T20. All I hope is when the real cricket starts, Laxman can still hit those beautiful cover drives, Dravid can continue to stonewall as if there is no tomorrow, Ganguly can still place the ball between the third slip and the gully, and Tendulkar can be, well, Tendulkar.

1. When the Supreme Court ordered that even reserved category students would have to clear minimum qualifying marks, this is what the U.P government did. It lowered the standard of the its entrance exams so much that unless you did not know how to read and write, you could not fail to score the minimum 40% required for admission.

Ready for Cricket, America?

The Los Angeles Times think so,

Violence between players? Scantily clad cheerleaders? Toss in a rant by Charles Barkley and three minutes of commercials for every 45 seconds of actual game time and cricket may finally be ready for a mainstream American audience.

A Quick Question

Commenting on a discussion on gold buying, Jennifer opines,

I am not sure the exact roots of this festival or for how long it’s been celebrated, however it’s a good argument and in today’s materialistic world, almost all holidays are tied up to this excuse![link]

Not picking on Jennifer but know any time when the world wasn’t materialistic?

Macho?

Anuradha Sen Gupta: But you were a macho man. You went hunting and all of that?

Shammi Kapoor: Hunting is different from hanging from a helicopter. This is suicidal.[link]

Hunting is macho?

I am no bleeding heart environmentalist but I fail to understand why killing a helpless animal with a gun has anything to do with bravery or being macho.

Seriously, Indian media sucks.

Barkha Dutt and Cheerleaders

Anyone who manages to explain Barkha Dutt’s latest to me gets one kaju ki barfi. What exactly is the damned point. Since I didn’t really understand, this write-up is based on what I thought Ms Dutt was trying to say. Anyone who has better ideas–please let me know. 

Now, I am not a feminist; I don’t even understand the damned thing. What I believe is in choice–people should be allowed to do whatever they want to do with their lives as long as it doesn’t adversely affects others. Unfortunately, this simple concept is a little hard to apply in practice as our lives are intertwined at multiple levels–a point which libertarians frequently and at times deliberately ignore. But, at least in some cases, it is easy enough to apply, for example, no one should exercise any control over what books people read, what movies they choose to watch and what clothes they wear.

Of course, that doesn’t mean people no longer have the right of criticism. ( Why in the name of sweet Jesus does Karan Johar make such dumb movies?) However, where I draw the line is when people imply that someone should not do something because it adversely impacts others of similar race, ethnicity and gender merely by association. This is the cardinal sin which Ms Dutt commits. By all means criticize cheerleaders but when you dismiss them as ”White trash”, bimbettes and imply that they somehow retard the progress of feminist movement merely by being ”big-breasted blondes”, then I wonder if Ms Dutt truly understands the meaning of a liberal.  Why can’t cheerleaders continue with their profession which they have chosen of their volition without the likes of Ms Dutt blaming them for everything which is wrong in the world.

There are plenty of other gems in the column including a long discussion on Indian movies and heroines who drop their clothes and Haldiram. Heaven and hopefully Ms Dutt know how was this relevant.

p.s. And can Ms Dutt stop reminding us in every column of hers that she is a ”liberal”?( Apparently, so is her uncle. May be Ms Dutt should have drawn her family tree for us stretching over the last seven generation. ) Reading her columns I frequently get the distinct impression that Ms Dutt seems to believe that she is the only one of her kind in India and if Indian liberalism is alive, its only because of Ms Dutt and her relentless struggle.    

 

 

 

Bob Herbert is Right But..

As an op-ed columnist for the New York Times, Bob Herbert occupies one of the most powerful and influential perches in American journalism. I frequently disagree with his politics but he is a thoughtful man who writes on real issues: education, race, unemployment e.t.c.

In his latest column, Herbert asks why should the media be so focussed on Reverend Wright’s  comments when there are far more important issues facing the American people. Shouldn’t candidates be judged by their responses to rising fuel costs? Shouldn’t Senators Clinton and McCain be hauled up for the absolutely loony plan they have offered:  a federal gas tax relief for the summer which would only ending up enriching the gas companies further when they don’t exactly need government largesse. 

Hebert is right of course but here is the question: If Clinton or McCain were associated with a White pastor with essentially the same beliefs about African-Americans as Reverend Wright’s on ”White America”, would Herbet’s stand remained the same? Would not have he questioned if people who have a long and strong bond with such divisive elements had the judgment to become the president of the United States. It is hard to believe that over the course of 20 years, Obama had no idea how far out his own pastor was! And if we believe that Obama doesn’t endorse such beliefs, it is entirely appropriate to question him over it. Hell, Indian-Americans took great offense merely because George Allen called one of them ”Macaca”. Surely, tbeing associated with a loony crackpot for 20 year is a far serious charge. 

In fact, look at Herbert’s last column. Instead of criticizing Wright’s racist nonsense, he was more focussed on that fact that he was destroying the chance of an African-American man. In fact, his entire criticism was that Wright had not discovered something new and that he was a narcissist. 

What’s good for the goose is good for the gander too. Obama cannot escape scrutiny merely because he is a minority candidate. Period. 

A New Name

They should rename I.P.L as the Australian Premier League.

Where are the Indians?